What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Make Nazis afraid again!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

FIFA Club World Cup predictions: Who are tournament favorites? - MLSsoccer.com

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

TEXT:

Why does it smell so bad? I noticed that when I move around my vagina has a stench. It’s usually a wet liquid, almost like pee. There’re little to no discharge and it doesn’t hurt or itch.

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Brain Adapts to Neuron Loss Through Rapid Rewiring - Neuroscience News

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Childhood leukemia: how a deadly cancer became treatable - Our World in Data

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

How can I move on from my ex?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

How do I beat domestic battery charges against my covert narcissist husband who is lying and playing the victim?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Heavy rains suspend play at US Open, raising the possibility of a Monday finish to the final round - CNN

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.